🍦McDonald’s Conspiracy🍦

💘 Happy February❣️ 💘


🌀Today’s Post Is Gonna Be The Hardest Post I’ve Ever Made. Mainly Cuz I’m About To Expose My Favorite Fast Food Restaurant. You’ve Read The Title! I’m Not Gonna Repeat Myself! You Can Just Tell From The Wording That I’m Nervous. Now I Don’t Wanna Get Sued! In Fact, I Can’t Be Sued Cuz Of My Autism! So I Need To Say That I’m Not Trying To Hurt McDonald’s Or The People Involved. I’m Just Doing This For Entertainment Purposes. But Enough Of My Rambling & Let’s Get Started!🌀     

👾So A Few Days Ago, Shane Dawson Posted A Conspiracy Video On His 2nd Channel & In The Beginning Of Said Video, He, Ryland (His Fiancé), & Andrew (The Cameraman) Were In The Car Talking About Some Fast Food Conspiracies (Such As Subway Not Being Fresh & Baskin Robbins Not Having 31 Flavors) & Then Shane Asked Them If They Heard The One About McDonald’s Being Too Lazy To Make Their Ice Cream! They Haven’t Heard Of It & Neither Did I Before I Watched The Video (Which I Will Put The Link Below This Text)!👾  🔽  

   
🍦In Case You Haven’t Heard Of The Theory, Let Me Catch You Up. You Know How Sometimes When You Go To A McDonald’s & Order Anything Ice Cream Related, They Say “Oh Sorry, The Ice Cream Machine’s Broken!” & You Leave Empty-Handed. Well Theory Is That The Employees Are Lying & That They Don’t Wanna Make It Cuz It’s Too Complicated! Now I’ve Experienced This At Least Once & When I Do, I Believed Them. But With Shane’s New Video Out, I Feel Like I Can’t Anymore! But The  Weird Part Is That Today I Went To McDonald’s & Ordered A Chocolate Milkshake To Test It Out, & They Actually Did It! I Was So Weirded Out! I Don’t Know If I Got Lucky Or If Everyone Who Works At McDonald’s Saw Shane’s Video & Decided To Give The People What They Want As An Apology, But I Got What I Wanted! I’ll Update You Guys In The Comments Section If They Slip Up Again, Until Then Please Go Watch Shane’s Video & Give It Some Love!🍦 

💘🍦 Thanks For Reading This❣️ 🍦💘 

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  1. 🍦👾So Today I Ordered The Usual Chocolate Milkshake & I Got A Milkshake, But It Wasn’t Even Chocolate! It Was Strawberry With Some Green Flavor At The Bottom! If That’s Not An Update Then I Don’t Know What Is!👾🍦

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    1. 🍦🌀The Situation Was Flipped Today! I Ordered A Strawberry Milkshake (Cuz I Felt Like It) & I Ended Up With Chocolate! Not Only That, But The Person At The Drive Thru Was Clueless & Very Slow! My Mom Was With Me, & This Person Kept On Making Her Wait Just To Ask Stupid Questions About What My Mom Was Ordering. She Might’ve Been New, But That’s No Excuse For Twisting My Order! I Wanted A Strawberry Milkshake Cuz I Realized That I Needed More Color In My Diet (& Also Cuz I Felt Like It) & If They’re Not Gonna Cooperate, Then I’ll Have To Expose Them!🌀🍦

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    2. 🍦🔮ALRIGHT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I ORDERED MY USUAL STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE & YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID? WAS IT CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? NONE OF THEM! NOT EVEN STRAWBERRY! CUZ THEY REFUSED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING BY SAYING THAT THEY “RAN OUT OF ICE CREAM”! THAT’S JUST AS MUCH OF AN AS EXCUSE AS SAYING THAT THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!🔮🍦

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